http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:04:00 -0700 MyBB http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=487 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:12:42 -0700 mannana http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=487

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I'll wait til tomorrow to say what I thought of it though. I need some sleep now. haha!]]>

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I'll wait til tomorrow to say what I thought of it though. I need some sleep now. haha!]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=486 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:11:08 -0700 StrawGirl http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=486
"I don't need no Doctor"...yeah, but I do after seeing the scruff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRNmdf9SI-I

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Seriously?? Is he playing harp on the pool table?


*dies*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxPqgXQR_...re=related

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OMG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiTgtyZTtcA]]>
"I don't need no Doctor"...yeah, but I do after seeing the scruff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRNmdf9SI-I

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Seriously?? Is he playing harp on the pool table?


*dies*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxPqgXQR_...re=related

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OMG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiTgtyZTtcA]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=485 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:24:34 -0700 Inky http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=485



*writes reminder on arm to set Tivo after work*


(it's a DirectTV Channel that I know of. can't speak for cable, sorry)]]>



*writes reminder on arm to set Tivo after work*


(it's a DirectTV Channel that I know of. can't speak for cable, sorry)]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=484 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:15:24 -0700 Stangy http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=484
Here's the link about the venue. More info is available by using their ticket link..just put Taylor Hicks in the search box after you get to the ticket page.

http://www.ramsheadtavern.com/annapolis/onstage.html]]>
Here's the link about the venue. More info is available by using their ticket link..just put Taylor Hicks in the search box after you get to the ticket page.

http://www.ramsheadtavern.com/annapolis/onstage.html]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=483 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:01:07 -0700 blueyedsongstress http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=483
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description.

Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'

Have a wonderful day!


To the Girls!!



Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-




In side me lives a skinny woman crying to get out, but I can usually shut her up with cookies.
(Unknown)




The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-




I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-




My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -




Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-





Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -




If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-





I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-




Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-




Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Send this to other bright women you know and make their day.

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!


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Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description.

Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'

Have a wonderful day!


To the Girls!!



Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-




In side me lives a skinny woman crying to get out, but I can usually shut her up with cookies.
(Unknown)




The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-




I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-




My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -




Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-





Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -




If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-





I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-




Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-




Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Send this to other bright women you know and make their day.

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!


]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=482 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:03:43 -0700 blueyedsongstress http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=482
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Please help! After two searching and searching we were finally able to find the perfcet addition to our home...WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY!

We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this weekend!!!

They are described as:

One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current on all shots and wormed. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition! Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and training, he will do well in a new home.
One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys. She is house trained, and would do best in a one child household.

We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to give them to the shelter.]]>
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Please help! After two searching and searching we were finally able to find the perfcet addition to our home...WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY!

We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this weekend!!!

They are described as:

One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current on all shots and wormed. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition! Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and training, he will do well in a new home.
One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys. She is house trained, and would do best in a one child household.

We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to give them to the shelter.]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=481 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:52:26 -0700 StrawGirl http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=481 http://jezebel.com/5093450/the-10-sexies...en-of-2008

Obama is number one...and teh sex himself, Rahm Emanuel...is #2.


nnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhh]]> http://jezebel.com/5093450/the-10-sexies...en-of-2008

Obama is number one...and teh sex himself, Rahm Emanuel...is #2.


nnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhh]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=480 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:06:07 -0700 Inky http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=480



(Danny Bonaduce too, but he's overexposed, IMO)










God, I loved them both.



Shaun is my age, been married 3 or 4 times, and has 6 or 7 kids. ]]>



(Danny Bonaduce too, but he's overexposed, IMO)










God, I loved them both.



Shaun is my age, been married 3 or 4 times, and has 6 or 7 kids. ]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=479 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:45:03 -0700 mannana http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=479
I'm sure you've all been waiting for this one.!!


The challenge? Make. Me. Laugh.

That's it. Pretty simple right? Let's see what you got. Whoever makes me laugh the hardest wins.


GO.

Deadline: Friday 11 pm, Central time. Unless I'm dead, which is a definite possibility being the Twilight movie is showing that night.

Have fun! ]]>
I'm sure you've all been waiting for this one.!!


The challenge? Make. Me. Laugh.

That's it. Pretty simple right? Let's see what you got. Whoever makes me laugh the hardest wins.


GO.

Deadline: Friday 11 pm, Central time. Unless I'm dead, which is a definite possibility being the Twilight movie is showing that night.

Have fun! ]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=478 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:38:26 -0700 Adora http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=478
Favorite songs for me? The biggest highlight of the album is unquestionably "Permanent". It's so naked, so raw, so honest and beautifully vulnerable. I also love "Light On", "Declaration" and quite a few others. The best thing about this album though? The songwriting is amazing!

Well done, David. Well done.]]>
Favorite songs for me? The biggest highlight of the album is unquestionably "Permanent". It's so naked, so raw, so honest and beautifully vulnerable. I also love "Light On", "Declaration" and quite a few others. The best thing about this album though? The songwriting is amazing!

Well done, David. Well done.]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=477 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:45:19 -0700 blueyedsongstress http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=477
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. *This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in
the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. *This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. *This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex *This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex *Which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex *This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex * You get a
little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.]]>
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. *This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in
the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. *This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. *This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex *This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex *Which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex *This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex * You get a
little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=476 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:27:05 -0700 mannana http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=476 http://www.creativity-portal.com/prompts...eload.html

Just click!

]]> http://www.creativity-portal.com/prompts...eload.html

Just click!

]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=475 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:28:28 -0700 swamp_hannah http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=475 The first rally I attended, right before I started volunteering, I had a hellacious hangover...The day after election night was definitely no different.
Clicky here: Election Night in the Swamp

Of course now, having seen the South Park view of election night, I giggle when I watch this...a lot.]]> The first rally I attended, right before I started volunteering, I had a hellacious hangover...The day after election night was definitely no different.
Clicky here: Election Night in the Swamp

Of course now, having seen the South Park view of election night, I giggle when I watch this...a lot.]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=474 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:02:05 -0700 StrawGirl http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=474 ]]> ]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=473 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:58:15 -0700 Inky http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=473

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Gift bags. I can’t wrap decent to save my life.

2. Real tree or Artificial? The biggest artificial tree I can fit in my house.

3. When do you put up the tree? The Saturday after Thanksgiving - since 1974.

4. When do you take the tree down? 2nd weekend in January.

5. Do you like eggnog? Love it! Also like Eggnog Shakes and Eggnog ice cream. With nutmeg on top, plain or with alcohol.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? When I was around 5, my parents actually got me a drum. But somehow it managed to get a hole in it, so my note from Santa said that Rudolph stepped in it accidentally and was very sorry. I loved that drum with Rudolph’s foot hole in it. :)

7. Hardest person to buy for? My mother. She needs nothing.

8. Easiest person to buy for? ME! ahahahahahahaha!

9. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes, several.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? I TRY to mail them. Try.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? My brother’s second ex-wife (don’t start me), when they were married once sent me dishtowels that my aunt sent to her, and then a toothpick holder and a plastic owl with a thermometer in it’s stomach that she had gotten as free gifts from Fingerhut.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? I don’t really watch them, but I do like White Christmas. I’m more one for the Grinch, Charlie Brown and Frosty cartoons.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Whenever I see something I think someone I usually buy for would like.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? No. Wedding present? Maybe.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Christmas cookies and light fruitcake (never the dark).

16. Lights on the tree? Lots and lots of multi-colored.

17. Favorite Christmas song? Almost all of them, but mostly Silent Night, Hark the Herald Angels Sing, The Little Drummer Boy, and Jingle Bells. Oh, and anything by Trans-Siberian Orchestra!!!

18. Travel at Christmas or stay at home? Stay home!

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Of course! Can YOU?

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? Angel.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas morning.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? That damn movie The Christmas Story.

23. What theme or color are you using? Traditional red and green and lots of poinsettias.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Turkey, mashed potatoes, broccoli casserole.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? Electronics! I want Best Buy gift certificates. (Unless someone can wrap me a David Cook or Edward Cullen)

26. Who is most likely to respond to this? Hopefully everyone

27. Favorite Christmas Tradition? Doing a Cookout on Christmas Eve, hot dogs, burgers, mac and potato salads, all the picnic foods and having dinner with friends outside on my back porch because it’s 75 degrees.

28. How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa? I haven’t!!!! ]]>

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Gift bags. I can’t wrap decent to save my life.

2. Real tree or Artificial? The biggest artificial tree I can fit in my house.

3. When do you put up the tree? The Saturday after Thanksgiving - since 1974.

4. When do you take the tree down? 2nd weekend in January.

5. Do you like eggnog? Love it! Also like Eggnog Shakes and Eggnog ice cream. With nutmeg on top, plain or with alcohol.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? When I was around 5, my parents actually got me a drum. But somehow it managed to get a hole in it, so my note from Santa said that Rudolph stepped in it accidentally and was very sorry. I loved that drum with Rudolph’s foot hole in it. :)

7. Hardest person to buy for? My mother. She needs nothing.

8. Easiest person to buy for? ME! ahahahahahahaha!

9. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes, several.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? I TRY to mail them. Try.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? My brother’s second ex-wife (don’t start me), when they were married once sent me dishtowels that my aunt sent to her, and then a toothpick holder and a plastic owl with a thermometer in it’s stomach that she had gotten as free gifts from Fingerhut.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? I don’t really watch them, but I do like White Christmas. I’m more one for the Grinch, Charlie Brown and Frosty cartoons.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Whenever I see something I think someone I usually buy for would like.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? No. Wedding present? Maybe.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Christmas cookies and light fruitcake (never the dark).

16. Lights on the tree? Lots and lots of multi-colored.

17. Favorite Christmas song? Almost all of them, but mostly Silent Night, Hark the Herald Angels Sing, The Little Drummer Boy, and Jingle Bells. Oh, and anything by Trans-Siberian Orchestra!!!

18. Travel at Christmas or stay at home? Stay home!

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Of course! Can YOU?

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? Angel.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas morning.

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? That damn movie The Christmas Story.

23. What theme or color are you using? Traditional red and green and lots of poinsettias.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Turkey, mashed potatoes, broccoli casserole.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? Electronics! I want Best Buy gift certificates. (Unless someone can wrap me a David Cook or Edward Cullen)

26. Who is most likely to respond to this? Hopefully everyone

27. Favorite Christmas Tradition? Doing a Cookout on Christmas Eve, hot dogs, burgers, mac and potato salads, all the picnic foods and having dinner with friends outside on my back porch because it’s 75 degrees.

28. How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa? I haven’t!!!! ]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=472 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:50:10 -0700 claena http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=472
Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works' at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

To this day, my sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No'.
I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!]]>
Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works' at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

To this day, my sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No'.
I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=471 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:42:48 -0700 mannana http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=471
Was that fangirly enough? Or should I give it another shot?? *wink*

Okay go.



so. hot.




um,..here..just let me lift my skirt a little higher..







Are they?? And Jackson's just lookin the other way? Uh oh.


OMG.



aaaaaaaannnnddd...I'm spent.

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OHhh..in her undies. *wiggles eyebrows*

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Was that fangirly enough? Or should I give it another shot?? *wink*

Okay go.



so. hot.




um,..here..just let me lift my skirt a little higher..







Are they?? And Jackson's just lookin the other way? Uh oh.


OMG.



aaaaaaaannnnddd...I'm spent.

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OHhh..in her undies. *wiggles eyebrows*

]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=470 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:39:34 -0700 blueyedsongstress http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=470
I appreciate anyone's input.
thanks]]>
I appreciate anyone's input.
thanks]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=469 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:06:19 -0700 claena http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=469
The Rules:

* You don't have to own the song. If you don't own or don't feel comfortable sharing, use YouTube, or link to a music service where we can hear samples.

* Try to pick between 10 and 15 songs

* Try to pick a variety of songs and genres that you'd recommend to people. Obscure isn't bad. The goal is to share favorites that some people may not have heard. But don't worry about sharing popular songs too!

* Make sure you include an explanation of why you chose the song!


**If you don't know how to link, or how to use mediafire, send me a PM and I can give you instructions!]]>
The Rules:

* You don't have to own the song. If you don't own or don't feel comfortable sharing, use YouTube, or link to a music service where we can hear samples.

* Try to pick between 10 and 15 songs

* Try to pick a variety of songs and genres that you'd recommend to people. Obscure isn't bad. The goal is to share favorites that some people may not have heard. But don't worry about sharing popular songs too!

* Make sure you include an explanation of why you chose the song!


**If you don't know how to link, or how to use mediafire, send me a PM and I can give you instructions!]]> http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=468 Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:14:19 -0700 Inky http://www.thingsmadeofawesome.com/showthread.php?tid=468
What else can a gal want?

Ok, here’s the main bit of the band when they were on GMA a couple of years ago. My JLM is not the bass player in this version. But at least you get an idea what they look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkAhmH40kiM

Here’s the fully pyrotechnic version of that same song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCL6O5ji3T0

This is some non-Christmas music. Not up close, but a good vid of their light show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly-10riarOw

Excellent footage of their finale:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb09w_nXQig


Of course, ten years ago, this was TSO in their original life, as the metal band Savatage. That’s Johnny Lee in the plaid shirt up front:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH6U5hvYJIw

And here’s some photos of the TSO boys from the Meet N Greet.











Finally, my heartthrob, Johnny Lee Middleton:








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What else can a gal want?

Ok, here’s the main bit of the band when they were on GMA a couple of years ago. My JLM is not the bass player in this version. But at least you get an idea what they look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkAhmH40kiM

Here’s the fully pyrotechnic version of that same song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCL6O5ji3T0

This is some non-Christmas music. Not up close, but a good vid of their light show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly-10riarOw

Excellent footage of their finale:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb09w_nXQig


Of course, ten years ago, this was TSO in their original life, as the metal band Savatage. That’s Johnny Lee in the plaid shirt up front:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH6U5hvYJIw

And here’s some photos of the TSO boys from the Meet N Greet.











Finally, my heartthrob, Johnny Lee Middleton:








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